Fred Matiang’i tells William Ruto to stop mocking bellies

ByEnigma 808

A gym-shaming joke from the presidency just boomeranged hard after Fred Matiang’i clapped back with a full rhetorical takedown in Narok.

Ruto’s gym crack at the opposition

  • President William Ruto mocked opposition leaders’ weight.
  • His comments dropped during a stop in Cheptais, Mt. Elgon.
  • Ruto suggested they hit the gym and eat less.
  • He joked that their bellies make them sleep in meetings.

Matiang’i fires back from Narok

  • Fred Matiang’i opened a Jubilee Party office there.
  • He called Ruto’s remarks a painful low for the presidency.
  • Matiang’i joked about eating bananas and ugali back home.
  • His tone mixed humor with visible frustration.

Standards of past presidents invoked

  • Matiang’i name-dropped Kenyatta, Moi, Kibaki, and Uhuru.
  • He argued the office deserves dignified national-level discourse.
  • Missing SHA funds got flagged as the real issue.
  • Matiang’i said the opposition has shown serious restraint.

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    Besides writing and being a content creator, Enigma 808 sometimes likes to watch paint dry on walls, listening to ASMR while timing snails racing. Such is life.