Super Eagles crush Benin 4-0 to seal World Cup playoff spot

Eric Chelle can’t stop gushing about his Super Eagles after their savage 4-0 slaughter of the Benin Republic. The team humiliated Gernot Rohr’s squad in a World Cup qualifier at Uyo’s Godswill Akpabio Stadium, leaving nothing but scorched earth behind. Victor Osimhen delivered a clinical hat-trick, and Frank Onyeka buried the fourth goal in stoppage time like a cherry on top. Chelle is already plotting their next move for the playoffs, calling it “the start” and showering Osimhen with praise, labeling him the “best striker in the world.” But hold your applause, Morocco is next, and that’s where the real battle begins.

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